It's Good To Be Scottish

Sons of Scotland! I am William Wallace!" Scotsman: "William Wallace is seven feet tall!" Wallace: "Yes, I've heard! Kills men by the hundreds! And if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes…and bolts of lightning from his arse! I AM William Wallace! And I see, a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you fight?" Scotsman: "Fight? Against that? No, we will run, and we will live." Wallace: "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live. At least awhile. And dying in beds, many years from now, would you be wiling to trade all the days from this day to that...for one chance...just ONE CHANCE to come back here to tell our enemy that they may take our lives, but they will never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

Happy Saint Pats Day to all my Irish friends.