I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really

OMFG! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe the phat set coming through right now. Please don't abandon me!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with my tan, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being the life of the party to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from sun-up to early afternoon. I am plotting and planning. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.

I won't promise anything to you but I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Until I need your shoulder to cry on. Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

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